Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
