I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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