Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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