Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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