Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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