And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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