Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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