Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
