my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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