Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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