I have demons in me.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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