She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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