To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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