There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
