I accidentally had phone sex last night
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
These tits shall not be calmed
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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