Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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