If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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