I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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