I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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