went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Are we still banned from the library?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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