just come out here and I will go home with you...
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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