scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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