Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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