Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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