Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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