: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
it was like eating out sand paper
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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