why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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