Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Terrible idea I love it
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
