Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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