It's like God shit irony all over that family
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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