Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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