sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
All the doctor said was why
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