with your own penis?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
