So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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