I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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