no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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