At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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