"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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