Do vagina's smell?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
You're like the curious george of whores
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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