in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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