I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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