Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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