So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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