Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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