great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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