can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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