dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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