OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
