We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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