well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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